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pizzaforpresident replied to your post: subhumangarbagepilefuckface94 replied …

i dont get how anyone can watch that shit idk i saw a dude get decapitated when i was in 10th grade and it fucked me up for life

dude like… regular gore doesn’t bother me i’m totally desensitized at this point which is “bad” i guess except it’s one less thing for me to get upset by 

but like… this is something else probably because the guys doing it were so flippant and just… soulless 

it was less that it was gory and more that it was just… evil

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: everyone post your favori…

i’m 99% sure you’re being sarcastic but ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

i dont joke about greentexts and that is also my favorite one

>goalie is choking back tears

i hit 50 thousand followers and gave away a steam game i got for a dollar

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: the crew looks awesome

i was expecting you to shit on it haha

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS GAME IS ENORMOUS

so was conviction tbh

it was a decent shooter and a really bad splinter cell game

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: pizzaforpresident replied to your post this is the…

they made him strip naked because suspect 1 had explosives strapped to him and they weren’t taking the risk that he might be packing

 why would they not let him get dressed again though like

pizzaforpresident replied to your post

this is the guy who was with them right?

that’s the guy who was taken in as a suspect, there’s almost no information about him except that he was fully clothed and the police stripped him down and arrested him

cadburycreamcoolator asked: check your followers

I LLOVE YOU

rhyse did you tell rebecca black to follow me

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: i’m going to sell my plasma today and it takes…

canadians dont even get payed for body fluids its so lame we just get a cookie and some soup

hahahhaa

public healthcare

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: shavingryansprivates replied to your post: i ate…

this is how i end up eating 4 bowls of spaghetti

mom’s spaghetti

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: honestly man i’m glad i never had that party phase…

you’re 19 right? it could still happen

my body’s 19 my soul is like at least infinity 

cadburycreamcoolator asked: one time i was really drunk and this ugly girl was giving me a handjob in her bed and i fell asleep for like a minute and then i woke up and she was crying so i just left without saying anything

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: pizzaforpresident replied to your post: idk if i…

idk i spilt a glass of milk on my macbook and got a virus on my nikon dslr in the same week so i can’t really be trusted with electronics

A VIRUS ON YOUR CAMERA

pizzaforpresident replied to your post: idk if i want to jailbreak my iphone or not

my carrier told me to jailbreak mine because they won’t unlock it legally and its really pissing me off because im scared i’ll fuck it up

it’s really impossible to fuck up

it’s just a software overwrite 

you can always restore it anyway if something starts acting up