“I make all of my album art on Microsoft paint” - me
Posts tagged gary.
I’d want to see it again in slowmo. Every bit of embarassment making my wood skrong as fuuuck. Then I’d get up to do MY presentation with my wood skrong and the embarassment spreads like a plague and i am the king of this nowhere place
none but he re-animates, introduces AIDs into your neigbourhood and throws crack at you
Cracked.com presents: 5 Sea Creatures You didn’t know were gay (And how you, like me, can successfully fuck them)
they told 2 Chainz it was his music video he was too slow to catch on otherwise
Ice like the Dewgong (goddamn!)
I’m nice like a Dewgong (ooh friendly!)
My children dont speak to me its been 12 years
Ice like the Dewgong
Its money time! (yessir!)
Who the hell do you think you are HE is?
Lets never talk about kpop
*sits down at table in suit and looks at you very serious*
No, Young man.
*leans real close and puts police badge on table*
lets talk about kpop.
You liberal fucks will try anything to distract us from our true enemy (The Moon)
Welcome to smooth jazz hour I’ll be making saxophone noises with my mouth and youre gunna like it
Bowling is serious as fuck stop making fun of it I don’t know who the fuck you think you are I am
I haven’t had sex in a while because apparently “WELCOME TO COCK MOUNTAIN!!” isn’t a good opener