i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.
Mum, get out of my room, I’m pounding off to John Green metaphors
this is the teacher from the incredibles
Anonymous asked: what if bears were spelled baers idk sorry