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I can’t believe giannis follows me and when the bucks come to charlotte we’re gonna get smoothies and he’s gonna invite me to be in his entourage and I’ll get free tickets for life and never have to work again

me and giannis confirmed for best friends

I’m hyperventilating

that’s so funny why would you think we would do that

how would you pay

our customers are ridiculous

nosdrinker:

it’s raining and someone just called and asked for two smoothies and said they’re parked outside and they want someone to bring them out to them

our blender is missing praise god from whom all blessings flow

she was so pissed!!!

it’s raining and someone just called and asked for two smoothies and said they’re parked outside and they want someone to bring them out to them

well like for us at least despite being woefully understaffed and having phenomenally low morale the store is still doing fine in terms of revenue so upper management won’t approve any hires to save money

and I can’t imagine we’re the only store that does that

keisuk3 asked: Top 5 yaoi anatomies

gatorbiscuits:

  1. 
I went searching in “Virgin Love”, and now I’m crying. I don’t understand what I am looking at.
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i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHQBQRGREHTN
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starting week after next my store will have lost eight employees in three months without hiring any replacements

geizler:

r.i.p.

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Anonymous asked: I know that you don't like blackfish it people that don't like zoos but eat meat, but don't you think it's important to preserve endangered animals while they're still here? like elephants and whales and tigers? serious question

oh honey

Anonymous asked: they are killing whales in the faroe islands

damn… we need blackfish more than ever…

what do they do at leakycon

ronpalsy2:

Evolution means that we all shape-shifted from tiny cells into giant mounds of flesh