once bitten, twice chewed
  

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one of my passes took a bad bounce and he had a clear path to the net but I caught up to him and poked it out before he could get a shot

no offense but I just vaporized this guy in nhl

love this visual

the niners are hilarious

yep, it’s cum

there’s a new call of duty gamefuel and honestly? it looks like cum

humanoidhistory:

Gas giant Jupiter and its Great Red Spot, observed by the the Voyager 1 space probe from a distance of 5.7 million kilometers on February 25, 1979.

(NASA)

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why is there a new demon possession movie every week and why are they all terrible

perclexed:

ALCS 2004 Game 4 - The Biggest Comeback in Baseball History

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where is my copy of knights of the old republic II

science side of tumblr can you please answer this

official-nhl:

What a save by Hunwick on the line. 

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javariscrittenton:

ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude

I get to see melia in five days :^)

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